Friday, October 29, 2010

All Dressed Up and Nowhere to Go

"This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him."
- Conan O'Brien

Personally, I disagree with Conan. I was really thinking about flash mobbing a friend's home with the masks from V for Vendetta instead, but I guess his idea is more politically correct...

Nonetheless, today, I came to the sad realization that I have no Halloween plans. When I was in college, I didn't need to make plans because everyone was going to be out at the bars and house parties. All I had to do was show up and make a few calls. However, here I am on the day before Halloween, and I've just realized the gaping hole in my plans... I have none. Sure, the adorable neighborhood children have already informed me they are coming to my house "first." Oh boy! But seriously, after I give out some candy (in my non-costume), I've got zilch.

So, having no better plans in mind, I have come to the monumentous decision that I will.... wait at a local farm in hopes of spying the GREAT PUMPKIN! In the words of Linus, "There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin."

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